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TOBIRAMAWEEK2026

Heres Konoha's favourite couple~

....and the others

‘tobirama never smiles!!!’ oh I AM SURE.

Shock humour only works because there's a high risk of failure. The idea is that you are saying something socially shocking - something that your audience knows is "wrong" to say. It winds your audience's emotions up tight, like a spring, so that they have to 'release' into a response.

You're hoping that response will be laughter, to break the tension. Often it is. The "I cannot believe you just said that" reaction. A famous internet example is "I also choose this guy's dead wife".

Hiruzen: Minato can bypass your seals?

Tobirama: No, I deactivated them before he killed himself. He's brilliant though, I'd take him in as a student but he creeps me out. Anyways, you haven't visited me in three months. When I was Hokage—

Hiruzen: —not again—

Tobirama: —i had enough time to train two teams, babysit Tsuna, and lead Anbu. You gave Anbu to Danzo, and only manage the village. I bet Asuma doesn't even remember my face,

Hiruzen: Sensei—

Tobirama: Why can't you be more like Kagami? We have lunch every week, his children come to visit everyday after the academy ends, he doesn't have two creeps as students—

Hiruzen: Tsunade is addicted to gambling