the garbage man

On this day Sweet Randall called

fuck I posted this a day late

Time is an illusion you fuck.

on this day two years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

If you push your ass up against me while we’re cuddling I promise u won’t be getting sleep anytime soon

If I push my ass up against you while we’re cuddling I promise I don’t want sleep anytime soon

I sleep alone so if someone pushes their ass up against me there’s gonna be some problems

pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time

magic is real

The math books warned us about you

Why has nobody reblogged this and tagged me, yet?  This is integral to my survival and general well-being.

@kathereal