Why my titty betray me

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

“I am looking respectfully” “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?

yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

[Image description: a tweet by @GrowlyGrego "Greg" which has been edited to say, edits in italics, "[opens wip doc] Ah yes well if it isn't my old nenesis, worbs".]

Real

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !