Nora

i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

Some things I would tolerate like when actively playing, the DS lasting 6hrs on one charge while the switch might last an hour because it is doing so much more processing. But screen off should be “go to absolute minimum stuff running so I can pick back up later.

not my circus however the monkeys appear to be holding me hostage

not my circus but i bought a ticket and now the monkeys are holding the audience members at gunpoint???

i just saw a post on reddit titled "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" and it was about OP clicking off a fic because they don't like the direction it's going in. slightly different context but can we all be more like this reddit OP. i think "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" should be the new "don't like don't read." dead doves may give you diarrhea but don't make that everyone else's problem.

this is a great way to frame it lol like just bc i'm lactose intolerant doesn't mean i should leave a bad review on the ice cream parlor

I completely agree with the point but I have to laugh a little cause I originally thought it was more of a "I don't like what I'm writing" type of thing

I need more news like this

dragon absolutely happy to marry a human princess for diplomatic reasons but she is NOT going to turn human. she can fit on that bed just fine as a big scaly quadruped

the princess is no longer conflicted about all this

For me, censorship laws are a lot like the death penalty. There are people I wish would die, but I don't want the government to have any say over who lives or dies (because then they can stretch laws out to justify killing someone they dont like). There are stories that I think are reprehensible and should have never been written, but I don't want the government to have any say over which stories are reprehensible (because then they can stretch out what they deem wrong out to fit anything they don't like)

oh but the ant so small I can take it

that's true I didn't think of that

Not going to lie, but the vibe of this post reminds me of the YouTube video I saw where the guy calculated how many human eggs you would need to make a 3 egg omelette. I believe the same person answered what would happen if you forced Niagara Falls through a straw. I like those types of posts.