I think modern day Duke Nukem would be a total chaser because heβd come out of whatever coma Randy βGreaseballβ Pitchford has him in and heβd hear about trans women and be like βDamnβ¦ theyβre making new chicksβ¦ I gotta get a piece of that action.β And heβd pull his notepad (labeled βSHIT I GOTTA TRYβ) and crayon out and write βTGIRL PUSSYβ directly under βNEW MCRIBβ and βCONCUSSIONβ




















