the man the myth the monotone

the summer i tommed petty

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

people who do a PhD are running from something

javert cortisol levels SPIKES after chad convict morally MOGS him by MERCYMAXXING

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

A big mood

I missed this video

Keeyum.

@huffpc

Anybody else start getting just as mad as her when she’s reading the inane fucking incomprehensible texts. DO YOU WANT THE CAKE OR NOT GINGER

WHERE IS HER OSCAR

I need her to make me a cheesecake 😭😭😭

I love the “Mom is single but she’s sadly not gay”

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those

This is my pet alien he has every disease