i canβt stop thinking about the time my roommate and i asked our insanely ripped neighbor brian who wore flip flops year round and sunglasses on the back of his head for help with carrying a solid wood dresser up to our apartment. he wanted to get his son who was home from college to come help too so he takes out his phone and goes, βsiri, call christian christiansonβ and turns speaker phone on while we stand there sort of stunned by the name and after a few rings cc answers, βwhat the hell do you wantβ and brian just hangs up without responding and is all, βkids, am i rightβ then carries the dresser up four flights of stairs pretty much by himself. we offered him a six pack of rainier as thanks which he immediately opened in our kitchen and downed 2/6 beers in 10 mins while telling us about his 1989 dodge ram 1500 he was trying to get his son to restore with him to no avail. really nice guy. we never saw his son before he went back to school but any time i ask my roommate for help with lifting stuff or reaching something he says, βsiri, call christian christiansonβ and we reminisce about brian and his truck.
