creaming and scrying

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

I think almost anything can move me to tears if my heart is open. Like it’s actually insane what can make me cry

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life