creaming and scrying

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky

you can watch the literal dumbest movie ever made and be like wow that was the literal dumbest movie ever made and I felt nothing and then in the middle of the night your animal brain can still be like what if a clown had got in my house

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar