creaming and scrying

they're saying spending 2 hours in the word doc changing words slightly to be more specific and evocative and moving endless commas around is one of the most noble and respected things that you can do

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

perfect weather for putting a senator outside for hours. nothing bad ever happens when you leave an octogenarian senator outside for hours in july. promise.

huge lawsuit in gnome court over patented berry seeds being used without license resolved peacefully as all involved hugged it out over thimbles of maple syrup. gnome judge heard giggling as the bailiff told silly joke involving a squirrel and rabbit.

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

i just found a 9,000,000 leaf clover