creaming and scrying

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

subject shows painful degree of self awareness paired with a complete inability to act on it

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

corporate guy who walks in & asks who's the most fertile shareholder at the table today

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.