creaming and scrying

the full saying is actually "dont shoot the messenger with laserbeams until their head explodes" many people don't know this

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

They’re eating ricotta in a way we did NOT choose to continue

he ran into my yaoi paddle. he ran into my yaoi paddle 10 times

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet