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my music taste is so banger i will listen to songs i like and be like hey i really like those

bro you're seizing the day too much you're gonna give yourself carpal diem

the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood

hi, frequent flyer here. they'll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system

i don't have a vascular system this is the best i can do

u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine

I hate it when I have a problem and the answer really *is* "fix your sleep schedule, do some exercise, leave the house, and drink water" like fuck offffff I don't wanna

leave the house for the first time in three days against my own desires and feel like both the soaking wet cat covered in flea medication and the owner struggling in the tub with it

Live fast, die ironically, leave a confusing corpse.

I just want to remind you that sometimes your life really doesn't begin until you are 26+... Romanticizing and obsessing over our youth is harmful. Growing up is beautiful. Discovering who you are and how you interact with the world is a gift. Maturing and learning what you truly want out of life and living in that purpose brings fulfillment and peace. Your life is not over in your early 20's because you haven't figured it out yet, it's just beginning.

me (filled with an anxiety so intense it takes utter hold of my body): no that’s okay! i didn’t even notice

in the TikTok robot lady voice