Kelly Major's non-art tumblr

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/960452

i love learning about other cultures' memes, especially like this

MY CABBAGES

I was tagged in this and was wondering how we would make it to boobs

I hate chatGPT. The other night I met a guy at the Kava Bar and I was telling him about the goth girl hamburger restaurant an hour or two south. so he asked chatGPT if there was a goth girl hamburger restaurant and it said no. But that's not true. I've been there, I've been to the goth girl hamburger restaurant, I've ordered food there. Of course they wouldn't market it as a goth girl hamburger restaraunt otherwise it'd be overrun. Do you see them marketing Denny's as a place for theater kids to get high for the first time or Waffle House as a place to view live fights? No. What happened to word of mouth recommendations. The hamburgers were like $20 so I don't really know if I'd go back anyway.

You know what, fuck it. Figure skating is now my favorite sport. Unless there's another one that will let a competitor dress up in a silly costume and do all these silly jumps and wiggles and fall on purpose, IN THE OLYMPICS, there's no contest

As a former figure skater I feel obliged to point out how technically difficult that little Chaplin patter would be. See the kind of speed he's getting up to and then immediately moving into that "walk" - sometimes without even a brake manoeuvre. The momentum you build up when moving at speed has to get released somewhere so stopping like that is usually an easy way to topple over (not on purpose). In the true spirit of Chaplin he is making very hard and potentially dangerous things look easy.