saddled with unnecessary... feelings

-Bilbo Baggins at his 111th birthday party.

America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"

no healing, no living, go KILL

This post was really fucking funny in hindsight

someday i'll be able to start a conversation without feeling like i'm bothering people

Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

God dammit Jeff. I hate that I love it

I love how the internet has introduced us to so much cursed and burdensome knowledge that we’ve had to innovate entirely new ways to express disgust. I saw a post tagged with “this made me lose the ability to thermoregulate” the other day

#i just looked and i don't think this post gives you the full picture #santigold96 has written 357 works of asoiaf fanfiction in chinuk wawa #the devil works hard but santigold96 works harder

Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

This is wild

the hilarity of the post being I will have no clout in the cloutless website being uploaded by a white girl seeking clout in the insufferable seeking clout app

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

Baby Miette!!!

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

IT’S MIETTE!!!!