my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

had to share-screen in an academic meeting yesterday and everyone started booing me

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart