The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

I super do not want to

i have to feel weird and unsure of everything forever #thecurse

Hwve u ever tried music listening before. omg

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

some of you seem to be under the unfortunate impression that i enjoy finishing things. i enjoy making things

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

Sexting like “makes sense. sounds good to me.”