l'avenir attende

If I ever respond to you w just a heart emoji it's not meant to be dismissive. I'm bumping my shoulder against yours bc I like you. I am blinking slowly at you like a cat.

Sex line operator: You take off your pants? *sound of dice rolling* in your rush you catch your foot in the leg and trip yourself. You are prone on the floor. I cast Power Word Cum.

there can't be that many five letter words.

thanks for letting me talk about a piece of media i love with you and responding in earnest interest with the intent of checking it out for yourself because of my recommendation. also how do you feel about being kissed directly on the mouth

Live🧍‍♂️, laugh 🤣, lobotomy 🧠🔨

you’re all acting like “What the frickin ding dang gosh darn dilly willy hecking shark juice banana chicanery hootin tootin rasberry frickin FUCK” wasn’t one of the best bits of the recent episode and thats sad

shout out to all the people who identify with gifted kid burnout syndrome who are probably just neurodivergent but werent diagnosed as a child, who used to devour books like it was nothing and never really understood why the protagonist would leave their cool fantasy world behind to go back home at the end of the story, and who are now extremely disappointed in reality and use escapism as their primary coping mechanism. how’s that bisexuality and deep-rooted anger at the school system going for you?

wow exuse me i didnt expect to be mentally stripped naked like a chicken in this corner of wendys exuse me

Really did just call me out huh?

every once in a while this post comes back and christians yell at me

the best love language is being irritating

i will annoy you because i love you <3

*acquires a new hyperfixation* great! this should keep me going for the next 2 months or 24 hours