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Like, y'all. You literally had this GIANT construct of a bunch of different-but-just-similar-enough cultures and lands from a huge ass empire that would end up being the major power in the continent and STILL couldn't get along. Imagine the political intrigue you could write with an HRE-esque super empire in a fantasy world.

Emperors weren't born but instead elected by nobles, each small dukedom and kingdom and bishopric and whatever had their own degree of independence, there was constant political intrigue. tHE SLOW DECLINE OF CENTURIES. They have rivalries with each other. Everyone is just similar enough to make for valuable allies against the outside while still beind different enough to wage war against. You could do so many cultures and different ideas. Just LOOK at the map of the thing irl!

BOJLER ELADÓ avagy ne csak amerikai hasonlatokkal éljünk! Villámfordítás:

pezsgéslépfenéje

A Gyűrűk Ura központi koncepciója¹ eléggé vicces. Huszonhárom éves vagy a mátészalkai kertségben. A nagyapád padlásán talált karperecbe van gravírozva az egész világ nukleáris arzenáljának a kódja. Így rajtad áll, hogy eljuss a világ egyetlen hidraulikus préséhez, ami történetesen az Agro-Sat 2000 Kft. novai telephelyén található Zalában, még mielőtt lekapcsolna a TEK, elkobozná a karperecet, és rabszolgasába taszítaná az egész mátészalkai járást, ahol jelenleg is élsz.

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#és a karperec ráadásul radioaktív is

ZALA MEGYE EMLÍTVE

Can't believe this didn't happen on Tumblr. We're slipping, people. Thread under the cut. Source attached to post.

He says this in Transylvania in 1897. That means that the last train he took was a Hungarian one. MÁV was established in 1876. Jonathan took MÁV and it was late.