Cornerprice

one of newton's lesser-known laws is that if you reload something that is buffering, it will start playing at the precise moment your finger completes the motion to refresh the tab

it makes me very sad that there are so many animals that have gone extinct so i'll never get to see them. i'll never see a t rex. and i'll also never see all the cool animals that evolve in the next several million years or the ones that come after that. it's bullshit.... i want to see all of the animals

Hot tip: you can also drive yourself insane imagining all the fossils of species we haven't found yet and have no idea existed because they're under the ground and we havent dug there yet!

We need an incarnation of the doctor that’s just some kind of fucking creature again

I don't think Americans exist

I think if John Lennon was alive for twitter he would try to be progressive and say something like “I’m a lesbian because I love women” and then be like “what makes a woman, anyways” but not in a transphobic way rather quite the opposite where he’s trying to break the boxes we traditionally put women into and make people think harder about it. But because he’d be like in his 70s when he posts this it really wouldn’t land at all and half of the internet would read it as him being homophobic transphobic and misogynistic but the other half would instead read it as him being an elderly he/him trans lesbian.