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i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

the human eye has evolved to be able to detect more shades of green than any other color! that's because there are so many fucking leafs

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff

instead of “this person made good art so they can’t be a bad person” try looking at it like this: “this person made art so they can’t be a good person”

the greatest thing about having a cat is it just scratches my inherent itch to be annoying. life is just so much better when you can walk through your living room and point at the animal minding her own business on the couch and go “itsababyyyyy” in a really fucking stupid voice

idk who needs to hear this right now but stop messing with that thing on your face, you're making it worse

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

bored. where’s all the lesbian age gap media that’s supposedly plaguing us

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”