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‪All men do is act like they have nothing to lose and ignore your texts to create the illusion that they’re too busy to respond because someone from their past fucked them over which created a void they’re now trying to fill. We’re done entertaining that mess ladies!‬

REMINDER THAT BODY HAIR IS SEXY AND NATURAL NO MATTER WHERE IT IS AND IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU THAT YOU NEED TO SHAVE IT YOU SHOULD TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF <3

REMINDER THAT BODY HAIR IS SEXY AND NATURAL NO MATTER WHERE IT IS AND IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU THAT YOU NEED TO SHAVE IT YOU SHOULD TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF <3

roller coasters could kill us so easily if they wanted but they choose not to because by nature they’re gentle beasts and they love us. like horses

hey girl are you a worm because

goddammit. i hit post too early

hey girl are you a worm because i am hooked on you

actually i guess it would be. hey girl are you a hook because i am wormed on you

no it wouldn't that's nothing

hey girl are you a fishing rod because i am hooked on you

hey girl are you a fishing rod because i'd like to reel you in

hey girl. fish

Reblog to give your mutuals a neolithic burial 🦴🌼⚱️🗡️

Aww!! It’s my little babygirl! My beloved!! *I point to the most insufferable man you’ve ever seen*