every [goal] is for my cat

you ever look at a guy and mourn the career he could have had in gay porn. but squandered to play hockey

Wasted 240 mins today and gained nothing of value

all that work to bring soccer to the us, paying out the nose for messi to play at miami, privately fundraising to get a top level coach your federation can't afford, getting trump to cheat for you and then your goalkeeper freezes like a baby deer for an instantly memeable goal that will humiliate your program for the next 4 years atleast.

you're laughing. danny briere just blew up the national hockey league right before a long weekend and you're laughing. good. i'm laughing too. this is so fuckign funny

when auston magatthews gets traded to vegas and the last american captain of a canadian nhl team is vanquished the portal will close and a canadian team will win the stanley cup for the first time since 1993