its not really a lion

Stop asking women if they understand the offside rule and start asking Lukaku

“And Olise, the Mbappe of France”

Lowest ranked at this wc, y’all 😎

If I was a footballer, I’d never celebrated until I was a million % sure my goal was onside. I’d be so embarrassed if I celebrated and jumped into the stands, took my shirt off, picked up a card, kissed a baby, and then turned around to see the flag up

Saudi Arabia and Cape Verde top the group, Uruguay and Spain eliminated. Wouldn’t that be quite the headline

What do you mean Bitey “hasn’t been called up this time” ?? The man isn’t retired yet??,

Not an offside but an own goal. At least lukaku learned what offside was!

I looked him up bc I was gonna say the big 5 will be interested after this if he doesn’t already play for them. He’s 40????

Vozinha motm for sure