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Fox, after dropping onto the employee's lounge couch and resting his head on another person's lap: I just can't today with these senators. Why do they all have to be such a pain in my shebs? Bail: Uh... Fox, suddenly sitting upright: I knew that lap was too soft and squishy to be a vod's! Bail, sheepishly: I'm sorry. I thought this was just a...lounge...for anyone... Fox, squinting at him: ... Bail: ...So "shebs" means behind? Fox, squinting while laying his head back down: It does. Bail, combing his fingers through Fox's hair: And vod means...clone? Fox: Brother. Bail: Ah, I see...So the senators have been a pain in the shebs for you today? Fox, sighing: They've been the worst. They will not leave me alone, not for one second. Bail: That is incredibly rude of them. Fox: Isn't it!? Ugh...
"It doesn't help your credibility to exaggerate, most employers wouldn't literally work you to death" like, I used to work in distribution. If booking a truck driver for back to back shifts until they fall asleep at the wheel, crash, and die counts as being worked to death, I have personally met employers who've worked employees to death and gotten away with a slap on the wrist. It may not be universal, but it's a hell of a lot more common than a lot of us would prefer to think.
The FAA had to explicitly make rules about how long pilots have to have off between shifts, and how far away from their home you can pin their home airport, because it doesn't mean shit that someone has 10 hours between shifts if they have a 2 hour commute each way. They had to make these rules because multiple passenger airplanes crashed because the pilots were exhausted from tight scheduling. Employers won't just work you to death, they'll take a hundred random customers with you.
Happy belated Workers’ Memorial Day, celebrated April 28th
Every rule and regulation written in blood
Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n
I've been using the pet poison hotline's poison list cause it has a search function. It also tells you whether something is mildly, moderately, or severely toxic which can be very handy! It doesn't contain like everything but it might be a good place to start, it also includes plants for fellow houseplant lovers <3
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all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again
Like to charge, reblog to cast.

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Look as someone with a bachelors and a continued interest in Psychology, You will ultimately get a random but very concerned “are you okay??” Text after I fall down another rabbit hole that vaguely resembles or describes you or something you’re going through. And it will admittedly be the most clinical sounding “r u okay?” Text you will ever get.
My brain cells have been activated pause. @nymph-ette111
The concept of Brian being nonchalant and mysterious while you’re standing next to him in the same fit. Mask on and everything.
Tim gets into the truck and is all “What’s- what’s all… this?” Vaguely gesturing to the backseat- because sitting behind him, is a Hoodie clone. Less broad, clearly shorter, and fidgeting with a bag of gummies.
Wearing gloves and a tool-belt way too big for them, the person shifts quietly. Shuffling a candy under the mask to chew on. They wave at him, making him squint.
Brian sticks with the bit the entire night. Saying something like “Backup.” Not expanding on that at all, before kicking the truck into drive. The three of you go to all the spots they regularly would.
The pub, the empty parking lot they always smoke at. The entire time you’re just there, hanging out like you were also a very scary killer. You even do the things you think Hoodie would.
Like leaning on the hood of the car (to aura farm) or clearing your throat loudly, then adjusting your belt (because you’re a southern outlaw). It takes all of Brian’s will power to not burst out laughing.
He could basically see the stupid smile you had under the mask, the shine in your eyes when you’d do something “Hoodie adjacent.” Like you were so proud of yourself- it made his heart hurt. He thinks you’re too cute for your own good, Tim thinks Brian’s weird.
What kinda’ hobbies does this guy have?
Masky when Hoodie keeps bringing you as “backup” on boring stakeouts ^
(He is not supposed to do that)
Tim every time he opens his phone to texts from Toby and Brian
(also so excited for Tempest chpt 4! time to reread it again 🙂↕️)
The Pigeon Problem ->
Ft. Brim x Toby x GN! Reader !! :p
Throwing another Drabble you didn’t ask for at you #idgaf
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Overworked, underpaid.
Toby is just as energetic as you, so you bounce off the walls as a pair. Brian, the other supposedly responsible one, enables you. The man can’t seem to say no to you ever, and it sickens Tim to his stomach. Someone’s gotta put their foot down eventually, and it makes him look evil to shut down your fun.
Except he’s a complete hypocrite because he can’t say no to you either. Not really.
Timothy Wright had said the word to you one time, and one time alone. And it completely backfired.
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Damn, that's useful
buckshot roulette with Hoodie

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So I read both Muffinlance's "Salvage" and the time travel version, where Salvage!Hakoda time-travels to before Kya dies and adopts baby Zuko, and it got me thinking of a reverse version. Imagine a Zuko and Azula from an au where they were adopted by Hakoda, somehow getting sent back in time into the bodies of their child selves from either just before or just after Lu Ten died but before Azulon orders Ozai to kill Zuko and they both decide screw it they aren't waiting around for whatever happens next and they certainly aren't gonna suffer through several more years of ozai's sorry excuse for parenting when they have a perfectly good dad and siblings waiting for them and so they quickly pack their bags and book it to the south pole just in time to save Kya from the southern raiders at which point they proceed to pull a reverse adoption on a very confused hakoda and kya. They also, of course, get a jump start on that whole ending the 100-year war thing by freeing aang from the iceberg and gathering up the gaang several years ahead of schedule
"That," Azula says, and they both pretend she is doing so with the dignity her carriage coveys, not the adorableness that is her seven-year-old voice, "is exactly the sort of short-sighted plan I would expect from a doddering geriatric like you."
Zuko allows this insult to pass with decades of experience. As his body is currently nine, he does this with a certain inherent smugness.
"...Regardless," his little Actual Baby of a sister continues, from her chubby baby face, "you go south and secure our new familial alliance.
"I," she says, lightning sparking from her little fingertips, "will stay here, and discontinue our previous paternal contract."
"...You're just trying to secure the throne for yourself."
"YES I'm trying to secure the throne, you already had a turn, do NOT make me involve mother in this."
As she stamps her tiny foot, Zuko reflects that, perhaps, time traveling into ones' significantly younger bodies may be having some... developmental consequences.
He also reflects that they have a mother. Then he throws back his head, and yells.
"MOM! AZULA IS TRYING TO TAKE MY THRONE! I HAD IT FIRST!"
Partners
Pokemon Heritage Post
New Secret Knots comic: "Cryptid".
Forgive me...
--> Iida, Bakugo, Shinso
Everyone has history. Your partner knew yours as much as you did theirs... or so they thought. And that part, as small and locked away as you'd made it, tore through its dormant cage the moment things got a little too touchy.
Having excused yourself in the heat of the moment, you don't come back...
Likely... definately... most certainly somewhat ooc
TW: light mentions of sexual trauma, angst to fluff, crude language
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Iida:
Bakugo:
Shinsou:
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Sometimes we forget about things long enough to feel safe in our skin, to feel safe with someone else, yet more often that not something pushed away will push back. And its a matter of whos there to accept you under that light.
Hey, random human, you didnt deserve what happened to you. If it did. But youre sure as shit rocking it rn.
Stay strong yea?
Here Kitty-Kitty !! .𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪𖤐
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Meow?
AKA: Bothering the creeps by meowing at them with no explanation ✮⋆˙
Ft. T. Wright, B. Thomas, T. Rogers, J. Nyras, J. Woods, L. Woods, A Bad Habit, One Jack In The Box & The Operator !!✶⋆.˚
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Mind you, Habit is like mid kill texting you back

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I Do !! .𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪𖤐
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Ring or not, till death do us part.
AKA: Referring to the creeps as your wife ✮⋆˙
Ft. T. Wright, B. Thomas, T. Rogers, J. Nyras, J. Woods, L. Woods, A Bad Habit, One Jack In The Box & The Operator !!✶⋆.˚
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If it’s one thing Brian’s gonna do it’s outshine you with your own joke.
P.S. EJ’s selfie was at a dad angle and he gave u a thumbs up with a lil “:)”
While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
it looked like this
The imagery and vibes of this were so visceral I had to do art about it
(Grayscale version under cut)
My dad after he says he’s going to get some milk