klfg

*sensually whispering into your ear* sorry about who i am as a person

it’s oingo or be boingo’d on this bitch of an earth

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

i need to cry but like sexually

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

Lemme be your hoe (heaven on earth)

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

your cat was an honor to see in the window