now, may i bestow my highest headcanon honor onto him: most average sized penis ever

i can’t stop thinking about a breakfast sandwich i had last week that i might not ever have again

speaking of gerbils, i used to have so many little creatures as pets and i miss that about me

do you think your blorbo and my blorbo would get along, or must we introduce them like gerbils in a neutral environment with vanilla extract on their backs

watching the house bunny and playing pokopia. truly i am the same girl i was when i was 13

sowwie i have the sweetest ask in my inbox rn but i am waiting until i have the brainpower to answer. the heat has drained my juices. just know. i love you if you send me anything <33