Paramore was right. Hard times

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

(in case no one has said this to you in a while) i am proud of you for continuing to exist when it feels impossible

suck all her stress from her clit

Heavy eye contact while I'm rubbing your pussy and calling you princess

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

You’re either meowing with me or meowing against me

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

Don’t apologize for your dog coming up to me, that is exactly what I wanted

i’m going to bed, wake me up when it’s cold outside

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know