i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

Floccinaucinihinipilification

Sorry I panicked

it's ok!!! theres no right or wrong way to play hi, and I'm having fun playing hi with you!!

OH YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS

adulthood is like dog training but you are both the dog and the trainer and also it doesn’t work and is bad

GRABS you by the THROAT. stop using "narcissistic", "slow", "depressed", "bipolar", "schizophrenic" and the literal R slur (i'm not saying it.) etc etc etc as insults. I don't care if you're neurodivergent and doing this you're still an ableist prick

cool and awesome people are supposedly calling me “my friend”

rushing home to fuck you into the mattress for sending nudes during work all day

Sooooo you wanna get high and make out?

i love men who can’t say no to me

i hate the internet really but not tumblr it doesn’t count as the real internet

do u miss my annoying presence

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon