"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

people who dont think its all about love are wrong

they've diagnosed me with i need to sleep next to u holding u the entire night

"do you have insta?" i have an address where u can send flowers and love letters

hey anyone figured out another way out but through. i’d love to not go through

innocent neck kisses turned heated makeout and dryhumping >>>

Don’t forget to drink water so you can stay hydrated while you suffer

me 24/7: this is just too much for me right now

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

blood test came back i'm full of blood

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog