Florence and the Time Machine

Y’all ever get fatigue so bad that you’re laying down and it feels like you need to lay down MORE? Advanced laying. Somehow.

just saw a wild new iteration of "women and femmes" on an event flyer that said "currently or formerly identifies as female" i hate university

are you or have you ever been identified as female

you may be entitled to financial compensation

I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.

I had a dream last night that I was at a coffee shop and there was a drink called ‘fistbumping lesbians’ and it was a seven shot caramel latte

I start work super early tomorrow so guess who’s gonna make herself a fistbumping lesbians at the start of her shift

4 hours later: I’m fricken ZAZZED you guys

This is… not usually what is meant by “follow your dreams”…

It hits different now.

Okay. I straight up snort laughed.