passages from the Brick which make it funnier than the musical
‘“Madame Magloire,” he said, “bring me a chair will you. My Highness doesn’t extend to this shelf.”’
‘The family had no bread. No bread. Literally. Seven children!’
‘Give that male wolf puppy a human face, and you’d have Javert.’
‘Javert did not say “Move it!” he said “Mout!”
‘Only, Courfeyrac was a good lad’
‘[Bahorel] was the best bastard there ever was.’
‘[Grantaire] would say of Enjolras: “Such a beautiful slab of marble!”’
‘“Since his servant wears her beard, Marius doesn’t wear his.”’
‘The next day, Ma Bougon- or Grumpypants, as Courfeyrac called the old concierge-’
‘He felt sure that she had also looked at his boots.’
‘“L’Aigle de Meaux! You are an extravagant eagle! Fancy following a man who’s following a man!”’
‘“I lose Cosette, and I lose my life, my soul, because some donkey feels like coming and strutting around Luxembourg!”’
‘Ghosts hardly ever wear round hats.’
‘Montparnasse was a pretty boy, but Gavroche was a scoffer.’
“Where are you off to, you fellows?” “We’re off to overthrow the government.” “Good.”
‘“Oh, I’m so happy! Everyone’s going to die.”’
‘A National Guard who was aiming at Enjolras lowered his weapon, saying: “I feel like I’m about to shoot a flower.”’
‘He stumbled in the city’s hideous shit heap.’
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