✝Kleffairy✝

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

Ok I think this might be funnier with context actually. This is a review for a strip club in Toronto.

This is an objectively funny crime and the jury mostly agreed. Acquitted of all 7 felonies!

touch starved infant leaves hospital after contactless delivery

that baby went straight through the hoop. nothing but net

swish

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ