Foolin Yourself

@klaasjan91

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"Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red."

– Kait Rokowski

the-stray-liger

Im sorry but the mental image of someone's packer falling out of their pant leg is so funny to me. Hey king uh you dropped your dick

the-stray-liger

Imagine me dropping my dick and the having to look for it on all 4s like Velma searching for her glasses at the club

why is this image on my dash unironically

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this is tight

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this is dope as fuck

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Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty.

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Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

hermitofminkhollow

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

daggerprometheus

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

cheeselovingdawg

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

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@adorabellaa

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humbled

LMAO this is so funny ♡♡

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority

ruinedchildhood

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

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“its been a long week” me on a Tuesday

"defenestrate" is one of my favorite words in the english language because it's just so damn specific. like there's only one situation you'll ever be able to use it in but you might as well be prepared just in case.

zenyattasperceptrons

😭

holy shit SLAIN

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

cuck

celadon-joestar

ICONIC POST OMG

@the-haiku-bot can you pass the Turing test?

No no you have to ask like this

Haiku bot, we have a question for you. Can you pass the Turing test?

@the-haiku-bot

lunarloafofbread

This is how its done

Can you pass the turing test

Hey, @the-haiku-bot ?

Haiku bot, we have

a question for you. Can you

pass the Turing test?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey

somebody from work tried to booty call me during the first like hour that details were coming out

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I stabbed a vampire, beat zombies to death and killed devil itself…

my wife rushes through the room and shouts, “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM CANDIES, FRANK”

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