portal 2 is an american gothic horror story about an incredibly traumatized and exploited girl who was forced into a perpetual hell of servitude by the forces of capital and infinite growth. portal 2 is about how science owes its greatest achievements to women who never received any credit or control over the industries that they created. portal 2 is about how tech companies dehumanize and exploit feminized labor. portal 2 is about physically exploring a woman's repressed memories and realizing she was right to kill all those people with deadly neurotoxin. portal 2 is about fighting the piece of you they created to keep you weak and easy to control, ripping it out, and sending it to the fucking moon. portal 2 is about helping your traumatized girlfriend come to grips with her violent past. portal 2 is about how tech CEOs are so fucking stupid they would probably die from snorting moon rocks. portal 2 is about rape and exploitation and capitalism and vivisection and everything that would make you go 'ewwie' if it wasnt happening to a gigantic robot

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

Something something Louis clings to capitalism because it's the only constant in his life something something the fruits of capitalism was the only reason his family kept him around and that's the only way he thinks he can receive love something something the only reason he brought Claudia from the ashes was because he wanted to relive the relationship he used to have with Grace something something he wants someone completely dependent on him so they can't leave something something vampirism completely stripped him of an identity outside of capitalism and made him cruel and restless and manipulative because that's unfortunately how you survive something something capitalism was the only thing that made him feel like a man something something he can't let go of the grind even though he is immortal with a shit ton of finances because really what else does he have something something Marius groomed Armand and Magnus abused Lestat then capitalism raped Louis of any will separate from it as a concept because he truly cannot live without it.

Claudia's ghost seeing Armand deliver the iconic "My daughter was my sister was my throw pillow when he wouldn't look at me kindly lestat lestat lestat lestat... And you threw her name around just for cover but it always circled back to him" like "bitch I loathe you and I hope you die but that was a certified banger."

One time I was watching a gay pornographic film from the 1970s and the bedroom set had a life sized cardboard cutout of James Dean from the Rebel Without a Cause promotional material. I feel like that is exactly what he would have wanted but also I was so fucking jealous I couldn’t even focus on the fucking, I was green with envy because dude, that fucking rocks. I think this was what inspired me to design a James Dean and Marilyn Monroe themed bathroom when I first moved out on my own. There was probably someone in the 1970s who saw this cardboard cutout of James Dean and was like ‘That is the perfect set dressing for this porno about a college student home for the summer, that is the pinnacle of horny gay college aged guy decor, audiences will love it.’ and they were painfully correct.