Cheers luv, the cavalry's queer!

Jail.

smooch!

I told this Joke to my extremely religious father and his first reply was “funny but don’t tell it to your mother”

this depiction of Link as a cheerful boy instead of a maniac who’ll sprint up the side of a mountain to shoot a dragon in the eye? boring. inadequate. Not Canon

I would like to personally thank rooster teeth for supplying me quality gay content.

this puppy brings teams together. 

So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day

I live for this commentary fam.

“We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.  I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.” [x] And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

I’m sorry

shoutout to this one guard for doing that embarrassing thing we’ve all done