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@wizardybusiness

Wizard, 26; subterranean scrivener. A strange creature comprised of inky nonsense that lives in a dark hole somewhere in the Great White North, writing, lurking, and hoarding strange knick-knacks. Largely nocturnal; can usually be found scribbling and committing various acts of jiggery-pokery. Approach with caution; subject is prone to rambling, burrowing, tooth thievery, The Gay™, sesquipedalian loquaciousness, and may spontaneously combust if mishandled. Handle with care.

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gayvampyr

i love when characters are just autistic and it’s not a plot device like the autism is just there

#ideal honestly

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kosmogrl

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

aceofpans

it’s because of the curse

#mood (wretched)

topgunvolleyballscene

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours

topgunvolleyballscene

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours

topgunvolleyballscene

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

#all the time all the time

nattousan

"But surely you've at least wanted to try using AI-"

#nods sagely #fuck ai

sunderwight

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

#cackling #wizardposting

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free-my-mindd

wyrm-boy

#nods sagely

contourkit-deactivated20160224

What if everything gets better in 2016

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

systlin

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

systlin

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

#huh #good to know

hooved

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

#a few of my friends and I had a bracket night #one bracket was best fruit/vegetable #and lemon won!

nmbrs

fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.

#Charlotte from Charlotte's Web #that fucked me up as a kid

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papayajuan2019

in of body experience

gayrobot9000

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i'm a girl now

thingssheadores-deactivated2014

mariecanker-blog

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS SO NASTY. WHAT IS THIS STRANGELY SHAPED, HI RES FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT. SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS DISGUSTING MASS OF WHAT THE FUCK EVER THIS EVEN IS. WHY DO THINGS EXIST LIKE THIS. WHAT THE HELL DO I TAG THIS NASTY THING. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS

striders

it’s a sliced mango holy shit

mariecanker-blog

oh. i like mangoes.

#cackling #food

deslizada

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

#nods sagely

escuerzoresucitado

#cackling

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