hiding where you can see me

And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."

you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.

i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

The slight grin looks like he got back from mediation and scored a more favorable custody agreement, the eyes say he wants nothing more than to have his old life back.

Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this

My kind and unfamiliar mama

because she was heating up some lasagna? does what women say not matter to you? 🤨

im always puppy scared when in land of puppy dead

its never puppy dull when i run from puppy skull

here's a puppy tip stay away from puppy crypt

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

I say “yourrr fuckin insanee” every day.