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DONT ask why corvid isnt wearing a shirt bc the answer is embarrassing. (i forgor to draw it)

Image 1: A four-panel comic featuring furry characters "Cat", "Goat", and "Corvid". All text is all-caps. Panel 1: Cat says to Corvid "Hey. Your pronoun pin is upside down." Panel 2: A close-up of corvid's upside-down pronoun pin, reading "HE/THEY". Panel 3: Corvid says "Oh. Yeah. It came loose from its backing, and now it keeps doing that." Panel 4: Goat says "And here I thought you were flying it upside-down to signal distress", and Corvid laughs in small text.

Image 2: A single-panel comic labeled "Bonus Panel". Cat says "HE/THEY", with the text upside-down. Corvid says "How did you say that with your mouth??"

Image 3: A tumblr comment saying "Your pronouns are he/they now". "he/they" is written with non-standard characters so it appears to be written upside-down.

1. had to boil coke for the syrup. thats not bad i just thought it was funny

2. the milk did not curdle at first. i figured welp maybe it needs more time so i let it sit

3. returned after an hour and there was no change. it was just not separating. i blame the milk i got - it wasnt the usual stuff i get it was a different brand and i think it was like UHT pasteurized or super homogenized or whatever

4. found a reddit post saying you can coax clarification with egg whites whisked with water and some egg shells, then heat the punch until simmering and leave it for 5 mins (you filter the punch so this is not a problem)

5. tried that. nothing was happening

6. left the stove for one minute, came back to the thing BOILING OVER AND ON FIRE because it was full of rum. lidded, burner off, emergency avoided. but lmao

[Steller's Jay, Cyanocitta stelleri, USA]

[Knight Anole, Anolis equestris, USA]

[yet-to-be-identified fly, Phaoniinae, England]

[Northern Flicker, Colaptes auratus, USA]

When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.

Cecil Night Vale, as previously mentioned.

Oncelercest, because if there aren't two skinny white men to ship, tumblr fandom will start shipping the skinny white man with himself.

Bill Cipher inexplicably being fanon'd as a white twink despite being a fucking triangle.

Everyone fawning over Marvel Loki while shoving every woman and Black person in the MCU aside.

The way nearly every single character in Hazbin Hotel has the same "tall and skinny" body type, along with all the criticisms Black audience members have made about the issues with Alastor's design.

“based on your likes”

i’ve literally hit “NOT FOR ME” 6 times and you keep showing me BALD