I may be stupid

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

got my girlfriend into chuck tingle’s horror and we both bought a different book of his to the pool which summoned a bear who came over and was like MY MAN CHUCK TINGLE before diving into the pool

you see what happens when you enter the tingleverse?

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

thinking about the fertility test in the hippocratic text "on barrenness" where the doctor is supposed to peel a clove of garlic and stick it in the womans pussy to see if he can smell the garlic in her mouth the next day. putting aromatics in my pussy would not have been my first thought as a person struggling to get pregnant in ancient greece but i guess garlic fixes just about anything

if i had a nickel for everyone who has now told me theyve put garlic in their pussy. well i'd have more nickels than i would have expected. thank you for your service

I'm a corset centrist. I think it's reasonable for historical fiction characters to not like corsets, but I reserve the right to roll my eyes in that scene in Bridgerton where they tightlace the girl before putting her in an empire waist dress.

it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.

mRNA and the diamonds

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."