The Kitty :3

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

(no beers in) i could really go for a beer right now

literally doing the whole "I wish femininity was as impossible for me as it is for you!"

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice