daydream and disconnect

growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess

one time my sister and i were talking to my uncle about the xmen and were calling them all by their first names and my uncle said “when i was your age we weren’t on first name basis with these heroes. if you wanted to address them, it was MISTER wolverine.” and i think about that a lot

girl help my mutuals are sexualizing the senior citizen again

if a vampire kidnaps me and steals me away to their lair then DO NOT attempt to slay them and rescue me they caught ME slipping okay that is on ME

being mrs dracula means i have all the silk ballgowns i could want AND a queen sized four poster bed with a feather down mattress alright i'm doing FINE without your "help" thank you very much