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the way felix is convinced he's living in a romance movie to the extent that he dresses up like juliet. he considers kissing oliver in the maze. he makes himself off limits but not quite with the open door while he's in the bath; he's the damsel of the film, no doubt. but felix's tragedy is that oliver is convinced it's a horror story and a tale of revenge. so he doesn't play his part as romeo. he vomits up the poison so he can't die from "some poison more" and leaves felix to die alone.

Forget hot girl summer, it’s raven boy summer this year. Go make extremely codependent new friends. Go awaken an ancient evil. Go, uh… murder your Latin teacher. Have fun!!

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

Extremely well played

i think it's time for bed I couldn't remember the word "foal" and i thought to myself "horse sapling"

the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence

Having zero emotional object permanence is so funny your therapist asks how your week was and you’re just like “girl I have no idea”

the french beatles

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

“oh homeless people are just gonna use your money to buy drugs” and? and?? the government uses my tax money to buy bombs and cops, you think I care if someone in a shitty situation uses money I gave them to feel marginally less shitty? fuck off!

I think we should try to find out when politicians are attending shit like a family funereal and protest there. We should make it a career that scares and humiliates everyone you're close to. Being in politics should not mean yachts and partying with the highest social strata. It should mean constantly looking over your shoulder and having to see a doctor about not being able to sleep. See if their behavior changes then.

what socks do pirate love the most?

Arrrrgyle

you got it! what’s a pirate’s favorite element?

Arrrrrrrgon

right again. what’s a pirate’s favorite state to visit?

Arrrrrrrrrkansas?

yep. what’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?

R!

oh, you think it’s an R, but it’s really the C

the autism mood of never knowing when its “your turn” in a convo so you say the first word of your sentence about 5 times before you actually get to speak