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This was intended as an anniversary gift for my partner (we celebrated two years last week!)🌼
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2/3 of a polycule enjoying their time outdoors!
This was intended as an anniversary gift for my partner (we celebrated two years last week!)🌼
(Makoto, she/they, on the left, Mery, they/them, on the right)

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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.
By Talos this can't be happening
reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.
why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op
I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023
If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k
IMPORTANT
Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all
So how about we make this more interesting?
I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022
Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night
Reblog to throw a hedge apple in OP's driveway
What the fuck is this eldritch fruit? I'm in.
It's Maclura pomifera, commonly known as the osage orange or hedge apple. It is known to be native only to a small area of Texas and the edge of Oklahoma and Arkansas. Before the invention of barbed wire, it was pruned repeatedly and shaped to make dense impenetrable hedges to contain animals.
The fruits are inedible—not poison, they're just hard and taste bad.
The wood is super-strong, burns hotter than any other wood, and is ideal for making bows!
We should just fill this post with other interesting things as reasons to reblog it
Actually I like this idea, we should do that. Here's my fun fact contribution; actual old English, what one could call Anglo-Saxon (as opposed to, for example, Shakespearean English, which a lot of people call old English but is actually antiquated modern English), is a Germanic language, and modern English shares a lot of roots with German because of that. It was also, at one point, written with runes.
The hagfish is a deep-sea fish speculated to be related to lamprey. It exudes a strange goo that is believed to be used to clog the gills of attackers. This goo has been found to be a very good substitute for egg whites in cooking.
HAGFISH SLIME EGG WHITE SUBSTITUTE???
Saponify is a word which means to Turn into Soap
Which is great cuz it means you can threaten to saponify someone and it will both confuse and frighten them!
Wizard Convention Banned Spell List 2022: Saponify
This is absolutely fucking incredible.
160,000 notes have been added since yesterday evening.
OP has well and truly Icarus'd too close to the fucking sun
22, 48 and 64 for the ask thing 👀
22. how would they decorate their living space, if they had a chance?
yknow those fake wisteria you can hang from the ceiling? I think Hope would have that in a corner or something. overall she tries to let as much light in as possible. the type of person who'd have (or want) a secret door in the back of their wardrobe. some daisies growing in pots on the windowsill, and a very messy pile of sheet music on the desk. also a fury of the small poster.
Moth, not wanting much in terms of. actual home decor, has the place lined with mismatched bookshelves, a detailed star map on the ceiling, and a heavy wooden table in the center for. moth-related hobbies. Oh, and a few mismatched comfy chairs, for guests!
Priwyn's been mentioned a little bit in-campaign, but they have fairylights strung up everywhere, a bunch of odd little cushions and blankets, and a little canopy strung up over his bed. little things to make it feel cosy until it got trashed thanks jae
48. do they relate to anyone in their group? conversely, which person do they relate to the least?
Hope, I feel relates to everyone at least a little bit? From what she knows and can make guesses about. Probably relates to Aaron the least, though it's debatable.
It's a bit hard for Moth to relate to the party, as they've only recently gained proper empathy, but they relate to Flare the least. why can your blood do that. why are you on fire. why are you so squishy.
Priwyn probably relates to zai and/or beck the most? it's hard to tell she's been there for like. 4 very bad days. relates to Shiro the least though.
64. how would a party member describe them?
fuck if I know?? /lh
Hope is. very closed off and private as a person it took events literally knocking on their doorstep to Disclose Information to the party. multiple times. but it's clear she does care.
Moth is Strange. A bit unsettling. It's uncertain whether they have a weird sense of humour or they're just Like That.
Pri is???? A tiny bit strange and awkward, but nice. always willing to set things on fire.
Nu:Carnvial resource documentation
General guide on Nu:Carnival (how to install and ect.)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1egFPL4ryABCPbd1_flKQHuqKcSRd6Q8trLgBl4AwwJU/edit
Monster list and attack patterns
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1f1tnrRhOpVbFjp2wlhx5Yvx4ywb8jHS7/edit#gid=135946129
Sorcerer Trial’s w team comps+strats and other resources
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQBTrXNwiMSTTDNz3Nn9mvO_U6ay_HNXdHUxnL6LfCcx6ju0XSjJ2CNmvR03T3GaF8YNS52Ah96t5iX/pub
Installation Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JZNdfesGhVpni5up4xYNRQxmu9fQpFhuZH1VK3aiqqE/edit
Character potential material farming proficiency guide
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1f9EpILLFw-EmYLK48ahV6A97odfdDRQAA6khBQAJoXo/edit#gid=0
Character cards details and calculations
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQsHks77CjEkovshdCm2CtCREGl8RVtoNv05F1qTLwqtLWOgywwHqYfZevcIN1VBIhMOxBTFgmw6kDE/pubhtml#
Monster AI explanation and battle guide
https://www.reddit.com/r/NuCarnival/comments/t64phr/the_ai_and_how_to_tame_it/
credits to the original people who made this just transferring to Tumblr to be more accessible
The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:
Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder.
Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

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Can’t believe Jane Austen wrote Pride and Prejudice in the 2000s
And in 2015 Emily Brontë released literary clsssic Wuthering Heights
Thank God someone paved the way for them…
if you think jk was the first woman author, you don’t actually care about women authors.
Mary Shelley didnt fuck on her parents graves for this level of disrespect
Murasaki Shikibu didn’t invent the novel for this.
Christine de Pizan did not sit down at her desk and write The Book of the City of Ladies, advocating for women’s education and finding value in women of all social classes and backgrounds, in 1405 for this.
🎶SHAHARIZADE HAD A THOUSAND TALES🎶
This……….isn’t even true in 20th century fantasy or childrens books? Pierce, Lackey, Applegate, McCaffrey, Bradley, Butler, whomst?
Casual reminder that
a woman was the first known author/poet in 2300BC - Enheduanna
the first novel in recorded history was written by a woman in 1010AD - Murasaki Shikibu
the earliest example of science fiction was written by a woman in 1666 - Margaret Cavendish
horror science fiction was popularised by a teenage girl in 1818 - Mary Shelley
a Scotswoman expanded childrens’ stories from moralising tales into anarchic adventures in the mid 1800s, well before it became popular in the early 20th century - Catherine Sinclair
the masked/costumed hero archetype that inspired Batman and Zorro was created by a woman in 1905 - Baroness Emma Orczy
And while she is problematic as all get out, we all know who is to blame for popularising Boarding School fiction (which is a huge inspiration of She Who Must Not Be Named) from the 1930s onwards - Enid Blyton
And do I even need to mention what a badass pioneer Ursula Le Guin was for women author in the fantasy/sci-fi genre?
Not to mention Agatha Christie is literally second only to Shakespeare in terms of works sold – 4 billion compared to JKR’s paltry 500 million
Mary Shelly did what
Mary.Shelly.Lost.Her.Virginity.On.Her.Parent’s.Grave.
dare i repeat. mary shelly did what.
1,4,6 for,,, scientific purposes,,,
wait, is this for me, or one of my characters, or
Little late but we got to this.
1. Do they sleep with stuffed animals?
Aaron would! He's not ashamed to take pleasure in the little things. Also, he's 6, and very touchstarved.
Singe would not. No matter how nice it would be. Rejecting any sign of weakness is kinda their whole thing.
Nia says stuffed animals are for babies! And also has one of her own. She named it.
4. What was their favorite bedtime story?
Not quite a bedtime story, but Aaron's got a lullaby that his mom used to sing! (to Sootopolis City's theme)
Soar, with your wings,
where the sky escapes the earth,
Return me to the place I love,
the place of my birth,
Far past the sea,
I know my family waits for me,
Will they still remember my heart?
Wind, carry me...
Clouds won't hide the sun forever
Hold my hand, and things will change for the better
One day we'll look back and laugh at the bad times
When the morning comes, we'll face a new day together, together...
This, naturally, calls back to his backstory of "Dead Mom." (Deadness not guaranteed.)
Also not quite a bedtime story, but Singe likes to wallow in visceral urges like imagining painful deaths for her enemies. Look, when you repress as hard as this girl, some of it's going to leak out one way or another.
Nia's got all sorts of fairytales where a fairy gives a downtrodden child a magic outfit change to go to a party or something. She's also got a lifelong goal to make something even more ridiculous than glass slippers.
6. What’s their ideal date like?
I have no idea if Aaron wants romance?? I feel like he'd be a romantic, but also that he'd repress that because of Being A Hero? To be fair he's flipped between bi, ace, everything in between too. Anyway, his first though would be a flight and sightseeing, seeing where the sky takes them, and maybe stopping by anywhere that looks interesting.
Singe is a big supporter of arson as a date idea. Failing that, they'd be an extremely devoted lover, memorizing her date's preferences and desires to give just the most impressive experience she could. It's in her nature to fixate and conquer and consume, in love and war.
Nia uses her date to show off her outrageously expensive clothing which she custom made.
Alzena goes clothing shopping, has a laugh at ridiculous clothing, and tries on some outrageously expensive outfits before getting kicked out for being slime.
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯
I think I did it wrong
Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.
I need to get paid asap so pls ace help
I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE
I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭
I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP
This has worked before, so why not again?
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obsessed with these comments
Literally all these comments... He’s just European lmfao
everyone in Munich acts like this
This dude is called "Jeremy Williams", (real name Daniel Schütz), he's German and he's infamous in Germany for being weird and supposedly on drugs. A few months ago he went on a drug-induced rant on his German YouTube channel where he said that he only eats 1kg of skyr joghurt, cheese and lemons and other foods he hated because eating foods you like make you fat. Just google “Jeremy Fragrance Skyr” or something and you’ll maybe find a reupload because he has since deleted all of his weird videos.
He also does videos of him doing naked push-ups in the street and he wears a weird “clip” on his suits in his more recent videos which supposedly help him in filtering radioactive and magnetic energy waves. Germans think he is a massive coke fiend and they don’t take him seriously AT ALL, but I enjoy watching his videos because he's so weird.
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Hey hopefully you don’t mind me asking, but I’ve been doing lots of research as I’m wanting to present at a artist alley sometime late this year/next year, and I was wondering what a general budget for table and supplies would be. It’ll be a small con and I’m planning on getting, prints, charms,buttons, and stickers for my product. Thank you so much!
I don’t mind at all! Here’s the main categories I keep track of when it comes to budget for each show I sell at:
One-time Supplies: Here’s a link to my artist alley supply list that I put together a few years back that might help you get a sense of what supplies you need to purchase. These are (hopefully) one-time costs.
Con Attendance and Travel: Account for how much your badge and table costs, as well as any travel costs such as flight/bus/train tickets, gas costs, parking costs, rideshare costs, and hotel costs. Don’t forget cash to tip various folks!
Daily costs: You’re going to need food, water, and snacks for each day you’re attending the con! Will you pack your own food or eat out each day?
Business costs: Account for sales taxes you will have to pay (if you’re in the US, the state and city you’re selling in will require you to pay some percentage to the powers that be at the end of the year). Also make sure to account for credit card service fees if you use a service like Square to process credit card payments.
Merch: The following prices will vary quite a bit based on whether you buy in bulk or not, who your suppliers are, and the sizes of your merch, but here’s an estimate of costs-to-produce for different kinds of merch based on my experience:
Prints: $1.50 per unit (large prints)
Charms: $3 per unit
Buttons: $0.70 per unit
Stickers: $0.90 per unit (sticker sheets, cut by hand)
That’s all that comes to mind for now! Hope this helps!
guys have you read this manga
(sorry for bad quality)
if not what are you even doing
its called "My Son is Probably Gay" (alternative titles include Uchi no Musuko wa Tabun Gei, うちの息子はたぶんゲイ)
it's abt the relationship between a mom and her son who tries his hardest of not being the adorable obvious fool he is having crushes on boys
consider:
absolutely adorable style (especially the mom omg just look at her)
very new manga, started in Sep 2019 I think? a lot of room for updates in the future!
a mother being so absolutely loving of his son she appreciates everything he tells her and instead of growing up in society's mold of what a "man" is, she wants him to express himself and embrace everything he holds dear to his heart
ohngmy god she is who i aspire to b e
here are two snippets of the series!!
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please support the artist (Okura)!!
here's a link for the folks who have been asking! i suggest you just read it and avoid the comments altogether
A single mother starts suspecting one of her sons might be gay.
(hopefully it works, im on mobile!!)
this scanlation was done by pomnavi, so also consider tossing a few bucks to them so they can afford doing the stellar stuff they do!
I tried using the pixiv link in the picture above, but unfortunately it didn't work and navigating on the site is hard with no Japanese language skills. if anyone could help out, i'd like to also post the pixiv link!!
EDIT:
I just found out that Vol 2. will be released!!
hell yeah!! yall who can please go support him!!
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ps. here's a third snippet!
man theyre so cute
i (op) updated this post of mine! go read it and buy it and give the mangaka a lots of love in which however way you can!!
Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg
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And when a six-foot tall Persian priestess with a fucking GOLD EYE speaks, you know you damn well listen to what she has to say.
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯
I think I did it wrong
Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.
I need to get paid asap so pls ace help
I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE
I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭
I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP
This has worked before, so why not again?
you can have more notes just please give me money