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the backrooms are simply not as scary conceptually if there is Something In Them

the whole reason why they're so unnerving is BECAUSE there's nothing in them!! because they're unrelentingly liminal and lonely and uncomforting. there shouldn't be a monster guy in there chasing you. you should glimpse other humans (?) from a distance but they walk away before you can close the gap and then they're gone. things should run away from YOU. do u get it

"and there was a MONSTERowooowwohhhh" the monster is isolation and banal beige sameness and uncanny valley architecture. you fool. you rube. you're putting a hat on a hat and the second hat is not only unnecessary but it ruins the first hat!!!!!!! "there's a monster in there" great so now it's just another place for a monster to be. ridiculous

fine I will concede: you CAN actually put something in there while maintaining the vibes, but it should complement the location instead of just being a generic scary guy you could put literally anywhere

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

one of clark's favorite bruce ever is overwhelmed bruce. when bruce gets into a bossy mood and wants to take control during sex. he'll ride clark, tell him he can't do anything but touch, until he gets too overwhelmed, his brain all fuzzy, and wants clark to take over. but bruce's too stubborn to outright ask clark for it and he knows that if he whines and whimpers enough, clark will inevitably give in and start fucking into him. and clark fucking loves it. he's a little shit and enjoys the little show bruce puts on, makes him truly work for it every time.

Quiet, lurking Batman is scary but breathing heavy, bleeding, wide-eyed Batman stalking toward you is infinitely more terrifying

ah The Panel, The Panel made especially for Lurker, Lurker's Panel

Casual reminder

it's a little bit crazy that humans can survive open space if essentially we just wear a really thick jacket

hey op? KISS THE BRICK BEFORE YOU THROW IT