Freecss Freak

I know the history behind why movements in baroque compositions are often named for their tempos, but given that in many cases the nomenclature of tempo is more about vibes than beats per minute, I can't help but imagine the same practice with less formal descriptors. The "Shit, Dude" from Vivaldi's "Summer", Four Seasons.

this is honestly such a good idea

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line