DMC5 sold 1.5M copies after NDMC... Maybe Adi Shankar did save DMC Frenchies. Is that right? Maybe you're right YOU'RE SO RIGHT!!! THANK YOU, ADI SHANKAR. THANK YOU FOR SAVING THIS FUCKASS FRANCHISE WITH YOUR GRACEFUL INSIGHT AND AWESOME WRITING. I APOLOGIZE FOR UNDERESTIMATING YOU. I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE CAPABLE OF DOING THIS FAR, ADI SHANKAR!!! YES YES THIS IS ALL DMC IS ABOUT, ITS ABOUT IMIGIRNT, INNOCENT DEMONS HOW COULD I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE YOU ARE A VISIONARY, ADI SHANKAR, A GENIUS IN WRITING HOW COULD I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT BEFORE MAYBE HUMANS ARE THE BAD ONES AND DEMONS ARE ACTUALLY THE GOOD GUYS YES ADI PLEASE SPOON FEED ME THE CHARACTERS MOTIVATIONS IN FLASHBACKS I NEED THIS I DONT HAVE AN READING COMPERHASION I ONLY WATCH BECAUSE OF THE PLASTIC CHAIR AND DANTE BEING A DUMB WOOHOO PIZZA MAN PLS I NEED THIS YES KEEP ON MAKING REFERENCESES INSTEAD OF ANYTHING ORGINAL I LOOOOVE REFERNCESLOP SERVED TO ME YES MAKE THE VILLIANS USE SWORD OF SPARDA EVEN THO IT CAN ACTIVELY REJECT ITS WIELDER AND YOU NEED A STRONG MIND, BODY AND THE BLOOD OF SPARDA TO WIELD IT AND IT ISNT LIKE THE WHOLE REASON WHY ARKHAM TURNED INTO A BLOB WAS BECAUSE HIS HUMAN BODY WASNT CAPABLE OF HANDLING SUCH POWER I DONT KNOW I HAVENT PLAYED THE GAMES WHO EVEN TAKES DMC SERIOUSLY LMAOOO KEEP PUMPING UP THE REDDIT MEMES FOR US ADI, FEED US HETSLOP, FEED US THE POTENTIAL SHIP; 0 CHEMISTERY, 0 CHARACTER DEVOLEPMENT, 7 TIMES MARY ABUSED DANTE JUST IN S1 ALONE OH ALSO MAKE MARY SEXUALLY ASSULT DANTE 2 TIMES IN THE NAME OF FAN SERVICE (YES TEARING SOMEONES SHIRT AND KISSING THEM FORCEFULLY IS SEXUAL ASSULT) IM NOT INTRESTED IN WATCHING CHARACTERS DEVOLOP AND CHANGE THROUGH THE SERIES AT ALL MMM YUMMERS I JUST LOOOVE CONSUMING SLOP IM ONLY HERE FOR THE HYPE MOMENTS AND AURA. OH WAIT- THATS RIGHT THE VILLIANS WHIPE THE FLOOR WITH DANTE INSTEAD OF OTHER WAY AROUND BUT SOMEHOW GETS POWER UP WHEN MARY GETS HURT CAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT ORIGINAL LADY IS A HELPLESS TSUNDERE GIRL WHO NEEDS DANTE'S HELP ALL THE TIME TO SAVE HER WHO EVEN CARES ABOUT VERGIL AND HIS WHOLE CHARACTER, MOTIVATIONS OR HIS TRAUMA BERRY THE DELIGHT HES THE STORM APROCHING OR WHATEVER.
...Thank you, Adi shankar. Im full now.













