Pearls and paws

i was like "i wish mercury and venus were still animated tho" and then when i opened it to reblog the image was in starting position with mercury's eyes off to the side and i realized they ARE animated. super slow.

the earth's eyes are drawn in a different place every rotation

I like how the fast ones have such a wide variety of reactions to the speed. Ceres is having fun, Uranus looks kinda ill, Neptune's annoyed, Saturn's surprised, and Jupiter just wants to get off this crazy orbit.

I for one welcome our mecha piloting moth overlords

BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

i love how sakura is like a fullblown medical doctor who successfully performed open chest cpr when she was 17 and naruto and sasuke can like count to ten

But only with each other's help

Holy shit they made a Tolkien nft

non-fungible tolkien

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

I love it when a cat owner says something stupid to Jackson Galaxy and he's clearly having to restrain himself from grabbing them by the shoulders and shaking them violently

I can’t decide what’s funnier, if this was a genuine candid photo of the father’s shock, or if he was an excellent sport and was like “hey folks, know what would be hilarious…”