Cat's Paw 2000

Update he is in fact bi. Happy pride everybody

Update he and his 40 year old "roommate" like to bump coochies and didn't rule out the possibility of a third. Happy pride everybody

Update he just offered to give me my first bottoming experience happy pride everybody

Update me and him made out in the meat cooler on the clock happy pride everybody

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

Let's just cuddle naked and if it slips in, it slips in

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

The fucking that old man website when someone actually fucks that old man

Tumblr is stuffed to the brim with 18-25 year olds who talk endlessly about being a hole for old men and have a heart attack the second a consenting adult is in a relationship with an old man

u guys will watch anything wtf is wednesday

its tomorrow innit?

happy wednesday is tomorrow innit tuesday

making the radical claim "11 year old children should be taught how to make extremely simple food" has resulted in people making arguments like "I wasnt allowed to plug in electronics until I was 16 and I think this is super normal actually" and "children dont know what ratios are so its unfair to expect them to be able to comprehend the idea of adding equal amounts rice and water to a rice cooker" and I gotta say originally I thought maybe I was being too judgy but now I feel very secure in my opinion because what the fuck

How girls react when I tell them this is the hand that I use to blog on my blog on tumblr.com