Waiter, more errors please!

this pitching matchup was made in lab to make me start actually crawling up walls

moon dongju dead wife-style montage to be played on scoreboard before every home game this year

god i'm seriously so upset and angry i'm going to explode but every so often i scroll past someone mentioning the weiss baby and i start to cry a little before raging again

i am going to kill myself and everyone in that stupid fucking organisation

i fantasise about the players forming a big circle around ㄱㄱㅁ and tearing his flesh apart with their teeth

is having the catcher bottom when shipping them with a pitcher heteronormative

no hernandez no white no 문동주 cushing is a closer now 황준서 is painfully unreliable and hasn't been prepared properly to start 정우주 control all over the place since spring training/wbc and the entire bullpen amounts to half of a passable pitcher if you put them in a meat grinder and mushed them up together GRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hanwha baseball sucks but the players are starting to bring fidget toys into the dugout to cope so it's a spiritual win for me