𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓫𝓻𝓸 ❤️

au where i actually write

wait wait wait i have literally the best picture ever of my cat, bob

Unrestrained Joy

Bob: beheld

i honestly gasped aloud

@ God y do u waste beautiful eyelashes on ungrateful men

[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO ENJOY SOMETHING WHILE IGNORING HALF OF THE FANDOM]

That was the definition of no thoughts head empty

Me leaving your party.

Uhh guys? Can we normalize having long legs and a tight pussy maybe,,,,,??

NO! my legs are short and my pussy is a cave known for its natural acoustics

I apologize for my lack of inclusvitiy... I'll off myself now

everyone i follow follows everyone i follow. i see every post seven times. please send help

THE CAT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM I’m dead

March has some fucking nerve showing it’s face around here again

yeah i understand women. they all want daggers and swords. it’s quite simple really

obsessed with those stone stairs and archways in the middle of the woods that remain standing after the rest of the building has fallen to ruin

Don’t walk up the stairs

if i want to get abducted by the fae that’s MY choice and you can’t stop me

It baffles me how many advertisers choose to spend their five seconds of guaranteed watch time not by saying anything about their product but instead talking about skipping the ad