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Pro Tip: Dumplings can prevent the negative status condition Passive Suicidality

sometimes when I get mad online I have remind myself that the coolest and most reasonable friend I have doesn’t know who dril is and asked me to explain what the acronym “MCU” stands for, because she spends most of her free time watching documentaries about industrial disasters with her girlfriend and going to quarries to collect rocks together. a better world is possible and it’s out there right now

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

"girlboss" this, "girlboss" that, whatbout the GIRLWORKER huh? bet you didn't consider that.

we must overthrow the girlgeoisie #girletariat

i thought maybe it was shitpost but no