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feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ You’re a person of interest. Even though you’re not necessarily an interesting person. ❞

❝ That feels unnecessarily rude. ❞

❝ You didn’t see anything weird this morning, did you ___________? ❞

❝ Are you aware you just gave every possible response to that question? ❞

❝ You’ve been making choices out of desperation for too long. ❞

❝ It was good you decided to come with me. ❞

❝ I didn’t decide anything. You said you’d kill me if I didn’t go. ❞

❝ I am not your ________, asshole! ❞

❝ Well you decided it would be better to come with me than die. ❞

❝ I’m a holistic assassin… I kill whoever I like killing all day. ❞

❝ I killed them, they were my target.. ❞

❝ __________ you are a dead man. ❞

❝ What are you kidding me right now? Then why’d you run? ❞

❝ Why didn’t you just say I’m not __________? ❞

❝ Who are these people? ❞

❝ Bite marks. On the ceiling. ❞

❝ They say they got a witness. ❞

❝ When you were in there did you see any kind of paw prints? ❞

❝ They said they found paw prints. ❞

❝ Paw prints? Like a dog? ❞

❝ Your involvement in all of this is kind of… ❞

❝ You can’t fire me, I just opened a door. ❞

❝ Well some doors shouldn’t be opened. ❞

❝ Well it’s a same day termination, I’d have to delay the cheque. ❞

❝ What do you mean same day? It just happened today. ❞

❝ Don’t you try and tell me that God doesn’t care for us. ❞

❝ Today is the day that it happened. ❞

❝ Listen, I need the money. ❞

❝ That’s what happening is, it means… ❞

❝ I’m sick of the games! No chess, no checkers, no Monopoly! ❞

❝ We are not professionals! ❞

❝ What? It’s always a day right? ❞

❝ Things happen when they happen. ❞

❝ Things happen when they happen. They happen immediately. ❞

❝ When you were in there did you see any kind of paw prints? ❞

❝ Oh yeah? How big are his teeth?  ❞

❝ I’m wildly aware! ❞

❝ What are you kidding me right now? ❞

❝ ‘Cause I don’t know who that is! ❞

❝ You’re not ________? ❞

❝ I kill whoever I like killing all day and if I killed them, they were my target. ❞

                ❝         No,         ❞       ARTHUR  said,     ❝         look,    it’s   very,    very   simple              All  I  want   -   is  a  cup  of  tea .    You  are  going  to  make  one  for  me .   Now  keep  quiet  and  listen .         ❞      

               And  he  sat .    He  told  the  Nutro-Matic  about  India ,  he  told  it  about  China,   he  told  it  about  Ceylon .    He  told  it  about  broad  leaves  drying  in  the  sun . He  told  it  about  silver  teapots .    He  told  it  about  summer  afternoons  on  the  lawn .    He  told  it  about  putting  the  milk  in  before  the  tea  so  it  wouldn’t  get  scalded .    He  even  told  it    (   briefly   )    about  the  East  India  Trading  Company .