you will be found

i don’t mind the idea of being a high school level literature teacher, but parents would hate me

sleep makes me so mad tbfh do you know how much shit i could get done if this flesh prison didn’t require literal hours of laying there in a state of unconsciousness

that being said if you deprive me of my sleep i will Cry

Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace

Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

Sounds busy to me

Tbh if someone can’t bring out ya ugly laugh then they not for u

why did i just witness my 13y/o brother trying to bottle flip a gallon of milk

how did it go?

he looks like icarus with his melted wings in a pool around him

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

this is so sad alexa play cotton eye joe gregorian chant nightcore hardcore dubstep remix

When’s this site coming out with a night mode

this site is kept together with glitter glue & toothpicks stop making demands

Calico cats who have grey fur instead of black are VALID

hello yes this is called a dilute calico and they are beautiful treasures

Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something