Quack D:

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

It’s so fucking bananas that the last straw for Lestat in that meeting was finding out that Louis was getting 45% of merch profits on his tour. What kind of joker ass motherfucker becomes an investor in their ex’s crash out??? Louis Du Pointe Du Lac no one ever did it like you

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

bagel 🥯 btw. just think ab it

hey anyone figured out another way out but through. i’d love to not go through

daniel molloy has spent his entire career ragebaiting and now the perfect subject, the worlds biggest crashout, is his to terrorize night after night