saggy

god every time this meme comes up it gives me so much fucking whiplash

NO NAKED ANKLES, even you Seb

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man

minecraft

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

support.nintendo.com

i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement 

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

This is a Christian website now.

H00к up with bеst friеnd sех ?

you deadass?

you know I’ve decided the death penalty isn’t that bad actually