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I think making character playlists is good for you and connected to analysis skills in a very fun way and low investment way. I know its seen as quite trivial but to me it operates the same way looking at a lot of art builds ur skills passively. Yummy enrichment activity

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NEOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s