simmer down

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

got 4 words for ya: bagel and cream cheese. here’s another: coffee…..

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

"when you say Religion That Oppresses Women you better not mean My Religion That Oppresses Women"

I know what it means to be friends. Friends is when you’re 2 horsies lying down with your necks together and your legs stuck out

@hapalopus 🙂‍↕️

day 1 no weed be like. fuck I wish I was smokin weed rn

Friendly unfriendly reminder that "Ovulation is like an animal being in heat and makes you stupid" has been a keystone of western misogyny pretty much since Europe worked out what periods are.

Mind your business