simmer down

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

My biggest incentive to be kind is that I like it when people are nice to me. My biggest incentive to be mean is that the flames of hatred burn in my chest.

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half